FOOD STEALING KIT, 2019

CONTENTS:

 

1 x Long-ass, flexible fork

 

1 x Long-ass, flexible knife

 

1 x Long-ass, flexible soup spoon

 

1 x Long-ass, flexible dessert spoon (because the apple 

pie isn’t only for you, Susan!)

- Does your partner or friends hoard food?

 

- Do you like disrupting other’s meals?

 

- Do your in-laws serve you gas station sushi while 

  eating Impossible Burgers in front of you?

 

- Do you get jealous when the table next to orders food 

  that looks better than yours?

 

- Do you feel suppressed by mealtime etiquette?

 

  Then our FOOD STEALING KIT is for you.