FOOD STEALING KIT
1 x Long-ass, flexible fork
1 x Long-ass, flexible knife
1 x Long-ass, flexible soup spoon
1 x Long-ass, flexible dessert spoon (because the apple
pie isn’t only for you, Susan!)
- Does your partner or friends hoard food?
- Do you like disrupting other’s meals?
- Do your in-laws serve you gas station sushi while
eating Impossible Burgers in front of you?
- Do you get jealous when the table next to orders food
that looks better than yours?
- Do you feel suppressed by mealtime etiquette?
Then our FOOD STEALING KIT is for you.